At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed by Ross Patterson

By Ross Patterson

At evening She Cries, whereas He Rides His Steed is a side-splitting satire that completely parodies romance novels and western dramas. 

Our hero, Saint James road James is a tall, super muscular, 32-year-old guy whose attributes and possessions comprise a brain more suitable than Socrates on acid, a powerful horse he loves greater than whatever on the planet, a package deal so huge that it calls for a signature, a gorgeous, passionate spouse with a rack so excellent it belongs on a billiard desk, a ton of youngsters, and his personal own gold mine. His existence, set in 1849 opposed to the backdrop of the California Gold Rush, is one lengthy parade of fantastic intercourse, dynamite montages, whiskey, and explosive gunfights. the categories of items males may perhaps do while males have been truly men. he's the richest guy in town—equal components enjoyed and feared by way of all. but if the Schläger Brothers come to city, so too comes the top of the great instances. St. James is compelled to guard every little thing that issues to him (including, yet no longer constrained to: prostitutes, his horse, funds, and medication. Oh, and his spouse and kids too, style of). God support a person who stands in his way.

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